So I've been thinking lately about writing a book, similar to you might be a redneck if... Only it would be you might be an irrational______ if. I need some help filling in the blank or even a better title. Let me give you a brief taste of some of the things I have learned.
You might be irrational if.....
You think it is okay to spray out your A/C vent thru the roof as long as you have a shower curtain on the ground.
You set your brothers trailer on fire and watch it burn while the firefighters are there.
Your sure your husband isn't having an affair even though he moved out months ago.
You call your childs teacher out to fight about them staying after school
You are sure someone is hiding behind your shower curtain everytime you come home.
You plant your whole backyard in corn, yes the whole backyard.
You think because you live in one state, that is why everything bad is happening to you, If you just lived in another state everything would be perfect.
You wonder why everyone else has a great life, except you. Nevermind you have a job, a healthy family, a place to live and all your body parts.
You yell at the other teams coach for intentionally walking your best hitter, telling him he cheated.
You scratch your face, because your mad at someone.
You cut your eyelashes on one eye, because you were mad at your parents.
The list goes on and on, so tell me what you think!!!
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you might be irrational if edit 1000 photos for THE one perfect photo
Great list, now you should do one called "You might be an Arnett if..." but then again you covered most of it in this list...oh man i shouldn't have said that...
...if you have your brother and his family come to save the day and fix your car on the side of the highway and dont even blog about it!
You might be an irrational parent if you through the things your childrent love out the car window while traveling 75 miles per hour..just to teach them a lesson. "Big people can throw away anything!"
you might be irrational if you think you can wallpaper your house the night before a big party.
i don't think any of those things are irrational. let's play opposite day, k?
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